SCARECROW: You promised us real things — a real brain!
TIN MAN: A real heart!
LION: Real courage. That’s what we want.
WIZARD: You do? Boys, you’re aiming low. You not only surprise, but you grieve me.
—The Wizard of Oz, 19391
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